COMEDY AND JOKES -3

Who Said That

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children...

Little Mary at Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while ...

Little Johnny Wants a Watch

Little Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. "Did you ...

Getting Old

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across fr...

Little Johnny Stumps the Teacher

One day at school the teacher made the kids a deal. "Children, if you get a question from the chalkboard right on Friday, then you d...

Sex Ed for Little Johnny

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of course not....

Little Johnny's Guessing Game

One day, a teacher asked her class to guess what was behind her back. "Ok class. This object is round, red, and has a stem on i...

Keeping the Change

A pastor asked a youngster: "Johnny, do you know where little boys go if they don't put their money in the collection plate?" "Ye...

Goldfish Funeral

Little Johnny was digging a hole in his backyard for his recently deceased goldfish. Interested, his neighbor looks over the fence a...

Grammar Lesson

One day, a first grade teacher was having a review of everything that the children had learned that week. she asked her students, "W...

It shows you're thinking

One day a teacher was doing an activity with her students in 3rd grade to figure out if they will think or not. So she goes in the c...

Little Johnny in Sunday School

One day at Sunday school, the teacher was asking the children where Jesus lives. The teacher called on one of the kids who replied, ...

Look Who's Talking

Finding Little Johnny making faces at the other kids on the school playground, his teacher stopped to gently reprove him. Smiling sw...

Caught in the act

Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom on, in prepara...

Moses' Accomplishments

Little Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behi...

Flying Dogs

Little Johnny had become a habitual liar, and his father decided he would tell Johnny the biggest lie to show him a lesson. Lit...

Little Johnny Defines God

Little Johnny asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" His mother thinks about it and replies, "Well...God is both male and fema...

What Am I?

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson in science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would...

Little Johnny Makes a Wish

One day, little Johnny comes home from school and says, "Mom, I'm home", but gets no answer. So he goes upstairs and, through a crac...

Little Johnny Parks His Car

Little Johnny and Little Susie were playing in the sand box one day. After about 3 hours of playing, they both stood up and stripped...

Little Johnny's ABC's

One day at school, the teacher said,"Now I am going to say some alphabet letters and I want you to give me a word and sentence for e...

How To Annoy Little Johnny's Mom

Little Johnny wants to eat the double chocolate chip ice cream but his mom refuses to let him. Here's how their conversation goes : ...

Alphabet

One day Little Johnny had to go to the bathroom VERY badly. He asked his kindergarten teacher "May I PLEASE go to the bathroom?" No...

Little Johnny"s Teacher Has Something

One day in class Little Johnny's teacher said she had a new game to play. The class cheered with excitement. Teacher says, "I've g...

Little Johnny's Class Picture

Little Johnny and his classmates have their class pictures taken one Monday afternoon. Their teacher Mrs. Brown is encouraging each ...

Two Face

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To mak...

Learning by Example

Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher. "Johnny," she said, "You shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hea...

Little Johnny Has to Go Pee

Little Johnny tells his teacher he has to go to the bathroom. His teacher says, "OK, but first you must say the alphabet." Little Jo...

Little Johnny gotta pee

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need t...

No Baby Brother

Little Johnny walks into his parents' bedroom while they are having sex and asks, "Daddy, Daddy, what are you doing to Mommy?!" the ...

Lil' Johnny on Politics

Lil' Johnny goes up to his dad and asks, "What are politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the...

Little Johnny's Questions

One day, Little Johnny accompanied his Dad to the pharmacy. While waiting in line, Little Johnny noticed a shelf full of condoms in ...

Girl trouble

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the firs...

Little Johnny's Arithmetic

One day in class, the math teacher Mrs. Brown noticed that Little Johnny was not paying attention to what she was saying. So she cal...

Not Free

Memorial Day weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We l...

Mr. Postman

One day Little Johnny found he had the power to kill anyone by just thinking about it. First Little Johnny had an argument with his ...

Little Johnny Learns a New Word

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need t...

Lil' Johnnys Aa Bb Ccs

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when the teacher gives out a homework assignment. Each student has to pick a letter from ...

Little Johnny's Gender Lesson

One day, Little Johnny was home from school earlier than usual. Without a word, he handed his mother a note from the school principa...

Working Out of Tandem

Little Jimmy and Little Johnny, panting and pulling on their tandem bicycle, finally reached the top of a long, steep hill. "Whew...

Polysyllabic Words

A first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the chi...

Little Johnny Does Show and Tell

It's show and tell at Little Johnny's school and the teacher tells every student to bring something of their fathers. The 1st studen...

Cleaning Face

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, Mommy?" he asked. "To make...

BEFORE

A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell "before." He stands up and says, "Befo...

Highest Number Counted

One day little Billy was trying to impress his father by showing him how good he was at counting. Soon the father asked Billy what ...

johnny go deeper

there was this boy named johnny go deeper and his dad was the prinsible and the bell rang after class and the teacher said johnny it...

14 year old Johnny

Little 14 year old Johnny was in his room masturbating. Suddenly, his Mother opened the door and caught him. Thinking fast, she told...

Bathroom Buddy

Little Johnny tell his mother that he really needs to use the restroom. "Hang on, I'm busy right now I'll help you in a second."...

Listening Carefully

Little Johnny was looking on the Internet for porno one day when an advertisement for a new bike came up. He clicked on it and it s...

Little Johnny Knows Big Numbers

One day the teacher asked little Johnny if he knew how to count big numbers. Little Johnny said,"Yes,I learned them from my mom and ...